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Mom Life

Author : Papeterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books
ISBN : 1530774977
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It's 6:30 PM. By some miracle, one of your kids is asleep while the other is watching cartoons in a food coma. Quick! Here's your chance! Grab some colored pencils and markers, this coloring book, and run to the bathroom (don't forget the wine)! First, lock the door and enjoy the solitude of private urination. Second, gulp down that wine and enjoy the most relaxing five minutes of your day as you surrender to the quietness and creativity of coloring. Celebrate the humor and frustration that are the highs and lows of motherhood featured in the pages of this book. #Momlife is the best life! Happy Coloring! Pages Include the following: Congratulations on Your New Vajayjay Tub Poop Happens Threenager I Look So Peaceful when my Kids are Sleeping Potty Like a Rock Star I Breed Nonsleepers My Little Monsters No Talkie Before Coffee Toddlers are Aholes Toddzilla I Love you to the Moon and Back Mommy's Juicebox Terrible Twos Coffee versus Sleep This Kid Wine Rhymes with Friday Motherhood Winging It Blowout Little Dude Door Bell Broken Lil Miss In Dog Wine Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Serenity Now Bra Off Hair Up Sweats On Wild Child Don't You Dare Call Me Ma'am Laundry Keep Calm and Mommy On Normalize Breastfeeding Mama Hair Don't Care Other Information: Best Sellers Adult Coloring Books: The Secret Garden by Johanna Basford Lost Ocean by Johanna Basford Magical Jungle by Johanna Basford Enchanted Forest by Johanna Basford Calm the F Down by Sara O'hara Creative Haven Owls Coloring Book by Creative Haven Creative Haven Creative Cats Coloring Book by Dover Sweary Coloring Book Bestselling Top 100 Amazon Books: Harry Potter and the Cursed Child by J.K. Rowling The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up by Marie Kondo First 100 Words by Roger Priddy To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee Go Set a Watchman by Harper Lee When Breath Becomes Air by Paul Kalanithi Me Before You by Jojo Moyes Adult Coloring Books by Coloring Books for Adults The Whole30 by Melissa Hartwig How to Win Friends & Influence People by Dale Carnegie 10-Day Green Smoothie Cleanse by JJ Smith Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids by Rob Elliott The 5 Love Languages by Gary D Chapman Adult Coloring Book by Blue Star Coloring The Going-To-Bed Book by Sandra Boynton Pretty Happy by Kate Hudson Harry Potter Coloring Book by Scholastic If you like these books, you will love Mom Life: Moms on Call Toddlers are Aholes Go the F to Sleep What to Expect When You're Expecting

Mom Life A Snarky Adult Coloring Book

Author : Papeterie Bleu Papeterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books
ISBN : 1533270775
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REGULAR LIST PRICE $12.99 2016 GIFT IDEAS: ADULT COLORING BOOKS > HUMOROUS #Momlife is the best life! It's 6:30 PM. By some miracle, one of your kids is asleep while the other is watching cartoons in a food coma. Quick! Here's your chance! Grab some colored pencils and markers, this coloring book, and run to the bathroom (don't forget the wine)! First, lock the door and enjoy the solitude of private urination. Second, gulp down that wine and enjoy the most relaxing five minutes of your day as you surrender to the quietness and creativity of coloring. Celebrate the humor and frustration that are the highs and lows of motherhood featured in the pages of this book. Happy Coloring! Product Details: Premium matte finish cover design Printed single sided on bright white paper Perfect for all coloring mediums High quality 60# paper stock Large format 8.5" x 11.0" pages Pages Include the following: Congratulations on Your New Vajayjay Tub Poop Happens Threenager I Look So Peaceful when my Kids are Sleeping Potty Like a Rock Star I Breed Nonsleepers My Little Monsters No Talkie Before Coffee Toddlers are Aholes Toddzilla I Love you to the Moon and Back Mommy's Juicebox Terrible Twos Coffee versus Sleep This Kid Wine Rhymes with Friday Motherhood Winging It Blowout Little Dude Door Bell Broken Lil Miss In Dog Wine Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Serenity Now Bra Off Hair Up Sweats On Wild Child Don't You Dare Call Me Ma'am Laundry Keep Calm and Mommy On Normalize Breastfeeding Mama Hair Don't Care The Papeterie Bleu collection includes: Mom Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533270775 Nurse Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533081964 Teacher Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533134065 Dad Life: A Manly Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 153331568X Mindful Mandalas: A Mandala Coloring Book - ISBN 1530608759 Southern Sayings & Sass: A Chalkboard Coloring Book - ISBN 1533320578 Scribbles & Doodles: A Coloring Journal - ISBN 1945888237 Wonderland at Midnight: A Fantasy Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533528500

Teacher Life

Author : Papeterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books
ISBN : 1945888040
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"Teaching is the Best Contraceptive in the World." ---The Snarky Mandala You've molded play dough and minds and guided lessons and lives. You're a coach, counselor, and cape-less hero who deserves endless thanks and a starting salary of ten million dollars a year. When inspiring and shaping the future of the world gets to be too much, flip open this Coloring Book for Grown Ups for some laughs and love! #Teacherlife is the best life! Happy Coloring!

Nurse Life

Author : Papeterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books
ISBN : 1945888024
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Nurses, you truly are angels in disguise. In the most trying times and stressful circumstances, you are compassionate, kind, wise, and patient beyond measure. But let's be real. All that self-sacrifice must give you daydreams of hijacking some gurneys and pushing each other straight to Mexico for vacation. Well, put back the gurneys and pick up this Coloring Book for Grown-Ups instead! With each page you color, feel the exhaustion and stress melt away like so many ocean waves and margaritas.

Color Me Wed Stress Relieving Wedding Coloring Book

Author : LightBurst Media
ISBN : 0692703462
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Relax, Unwind, De-Stress, and Color In Your Dreams With These 34 Beautiful Wedding Detailed Illustrations. Color Me Wed: Stress Relieving Wedding Coloring Book features 34 original wedding illustrations for you to color and enjoy! You will have fun and relax while coloring in bridal showers, wedding invitations, wedding dresses, dances, wedding receptions, cakes, rings, flowers and more! Color Me Wed is a perfect gift for anyone that loves weddings or for that special bride to be. ***See a teaser video with all the pages in Color Me Wed on Youtube at https://www.youtube.com/watch'v=0tyaMO2gNus LightBurst Media is committed to bringing you fun and unique adult coloring books for you to relax and enjoy! We are quickly becoming an Amazon favorite adult coloring book brand and hope you enjoy our coloring books! What you can expect from Color Me Wed: BEAUTIFUL hand-drawn wedding pages, no computer generated or stock images here! Wedding dresses, cakes, rings, flowers, dances, and so much more Images printed single sided Detailed stress relieving designs perfect for Adults, Teens or makes a perfect wedding activity for kids! A great gift for people that love weddings or perfect for a bridal gift or a perfect bachelorette party activity Pick up your copy of Color Me Wed today by clicking the BUY NOW button at the top of the page for a fun way to relax and unwind!

The Trump Book Of Insults

Author : M. G. Anthony
ISBN : 9781682612262
Genre : Games
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Did you know? Hillary Clinton is an “unbelievably nasty, mean enabler.” Jeb Bush “wants to look cool, but it's far too late.” Senator Rand Paul is a “spoiled brat without a properly functioning brain.” Talk show host Glenn Beck is a “mental basketcase.” At a loss for words? You won’t be, after trying out Trump’s one-of-a-kind insults, attacks, and put-downs. Be popular at parties and online! Attract attention to yourself like you never have before! Let your friends—and enemies—know where you stand! Go ahead and color in the insults—and maybe you’ll be president someday! The Trump Book of Insults: An Adult Coloring Book features 30 single-sided insults for you to color, from M.G. Anthony, author of the bestselling The Trump Coloring Book. “Let’s Make Coloring Great Again!”

Let S Pretend This Never Happened

Author : Jenny Lawson
ISBN : 9781101573082
Genre : Biography & Autobiography
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From the New York Times bestselling author of Furiously Happy... When Jenny Lawson was little, all she ever wanted was to fit in. That dream was cut short by her fantastically unbalanced father and a morbidly eccentric childhood. It did, however, open up an opportunity for Lawson to find the humor in the strange shame-spiral that is her life, and we are all the better for it. In the irreverent Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson’s long-suffering husband and sweet daughter help her uncover the surprising discovery that the most terribly human moments—the ones we want to pretend never happened—are the very same moments that make us the people we are today. For every intellectual misfit who thought they were the only ones to think the things that Lawson dares to say out loud, this is a poignant and hysterical look at the dark, disturbing, yet wonderful moments of our lives. Includes a new chapter! Readers Guide Inside From the Trade Paperback edition.

Admit One

Author : Emmett James
ISBN : 9780984258116
Genre : Biography & Autobiography
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First set in Croydon, South London, in the 1980s, Admit One details how Emmett James escaped the pains of adolescence by going to the cinema. With wry, self-deprecating humor and observation, the author reflects on, obsesses over, and rages about film and its correlation to our pasts. The author finds that his true calling is in transiting one side of the screen to the other. He decides to leave England for the only place where he can realize his dream of becoming an actor - America.We then follow the author on his numerous Hollywood adventures, watching as he glides smoothly from forgery to pornography to crashing the Academy Awards under the alias of a nominated screenwriter, and eventually stumbles into acting in the highest-grossing movie of all time, Titanic. At every turn, the films that inspired Emmett James as a child resurface, and they serve to contextualize his humorous collection of stories in which he provides unique insights into the fascinating world of film.

Funny Adult Coloring Book

Author : Ura Laugh
ISBN : 1530080800
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Other coloring books for adults are so boring...don't be like all the other adults! Remember how all the other parents at the bus stop called you "weird" and "disturbed"? Well they were right about you...you ARE demented. Embrace your oddness and use this coloring book / activity book filled with funny coloring pages and activities to fill your days and nights with endless laughter. You've come this far, why not put 100% of your life into this coloring book thing. I mean, the whole becoming a writer thing didn't really work out, so maybe this is what your life has become. Why not pour your entire life's savings into buying endless copies of this coloring book. Then maybe you should organize them by smell and taste. I mean, what should you do with all these pages though...this sounds insane, but maybe you should send them to politicians and celebrities. Oh no, not just one, I mean hundreds of them. Everyone will have to love you then...even Daddy will love you then. Oh no, I didn't say that out loud again, did I? Is it time to move again?! Damn..First I'll buy this book.

I Hate Everyone Except You

Author : Clinton Kelly
ISBN : 9781476776958
Genre : Biography & Autobiography
File Size : 82. 67 MB
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From the bestselling author, beloved television host, and “arbiter of style and good taste in all areas” (People) comes a hilariously candid, deliciously snarky collection of essays about his journey from awkward kid to slightly-less-awkward adult. Clinton Kelly is probably best known for teaching women how to make their butts look smaller. But in I Hate Everyone, Except You, he reveals some heretofore-unknown secrets about himself, like that he’s a finicky connoisseur of 1980s pornography, a disillusioned critic of New Jersey’s premier water parks, and perhaps the world’s least enthused high-school commencement speaker. Whether he’s throwing his baby sister in the air to jumpstart her cheerleading career or heroically rescuing his best friend from death by mud bath, Clinton leaps life’s social hurdles with aplomb. With his signature wit and relatable voice, he shares his unique ability to navigate the stickiest of situations, like find true love in a crowded gay bar or deciding whether it’s acceptable to eat chicken wings with a fork on live television (spoiler: it’s not). Clinton delves into all these outrageous topics—and many more—in this thoroughly unabashedly frank and uproarious collection.

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